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"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "It was an epic game of dodgeball! Well, 10 games. A round robin tournament put the teams to the test! Noah, the contestant eliminated in season 1 for refusing to participate in the same challenge, ended up being the toughest guy on the court, curbstomping 2 teams, both in only about 5 seconds! The Screaming Gophers kept their winning streak alive, and yet again, Tagata crashed, until they beat the Rising Stars! The final game was the Rising Stars needing to beat the Screaming Gophers to stay alive and send Tagata to elimination. The teams fought hard, and Mark even danced again, but eventually,

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "It was a parkour race in Xi'an, China! Team Unity didn't clock in a bad time, and actually beat one team, but The Storm overtook them, before Eva simply pole vaulted over the whole thing, and punched open the chest, winning the challenge for the Screaming Gophers Mk. III AGAIN. They were the ONLY team immune in a QUADRUPLE elimination ceremony! Tobias got framed for eliminating Mike and trying to frame Noah, Ella would have been voted out had she not had a Chris head, sending Sam home instead, Kim also saved herself with a Chris head, backdooring Staci, and Lightning got framed for scheming. It

 A/N: T.U. in the title of this episode stands for Team Unity, but I didn't have enough characters to write it out in full. You'll see why. "Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "It was time to recycle challenges from season 2, in Italy. Mike faced relentless flirting from Anne Maria, because of Vito, and Kim, because of strategy. Noah saw his chance to take down Mike, and convinced him to vote himself out. Mark turned out to be real good with the paparazzi, but lost to his secret arch-rival, Lindsay! Samey beat Amy in safe cracking, and Samey got $200 from Mark-y, Amy demanded the money, and then got scared and ran away. Then, Noa

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "The teams faced the first merge, going down to 5 teams. We now have: the Screaming Gophers Mk. III, the Rising Stars, a team with an extremely long name that we'll shorten to Tagata, Team Unity, and The Storm. 5 players got back onto the show! Vladimir joined the Gophers, Amy joined the Rising Stars, Dawn joined Tagata, Anne Maria joined Team Unity, and Lightning joined the Storm. Then, the challenge was a test of endurance, as the contestants tried to stay in the Endurance-a-thon. 3 events: a long run, a kayak racce against the clock, and holding weights over their head. In the end, the Scream

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "SeahawkLover12 ran out of challenge ideas and… oh, forget it." Chris looked slightly annoyed, but quite frustrated, about the previous episode. "What do you want me to recap? Basically, nothing happened, other than an alliance against Zoey and Justin getting them both voted out, even though it was just supposed to be single elimination! Honestly, just go back to see what happened! Ugh! It was probably the most rushed episode in the history of Total Drama, but at least it wasn't just full of filler! I had to do absolutely nothing, and there was plenty of backstabbing between our 5 power pl

The intro for the Total Drama 60 Club aftermath began, with 4 clips: "OK, Sierra's cool," Mark said in the confessional. "She's got so much energy!" The second clip began, in the Terminator's kitchen. "On it, hot stuff!" Ezekiel said. "It's working!" Kim said in the confessional. The third clip began, at the common area of the cooking challenge. "Ooh, here's a juicy one!" Chris said. "'Mark, how dare you eliminate DJ! He was my favorite! You are so dropped!' They gave you a zero." "What?!" replied the Screaming Gophers V2. The 4th clip began, in 2nd class. "If you agree not to go after us and ally with us," Mark said, "you will becom

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Chris said. "The drama of a thousand seasons came to us in the form of rap battles! When almost everyone had to insult each other, there were secrets exposed. Didn't know LeShawna couldn't make a free throw! But most of the drama was between two guys who didn't rap against each other, and one didn't rap at all! That's right, Mark and Tobias! Ella blew Mark's cover to the entire Anti-Manipulator alliance, and then Mark busted Ella, and then Lindsay saw everything. It was a mess. And if there's one thing we love on Total Drama, it's messes! Anyway, it turns out that Mark is a really good rapper, and Izzy, not

 A/N: This takes place in Miami to start, but it will move around. “I’m back!” Noah said. “That’s right, your favorite reality TV star is back, and this time, I’m on the other end of the show! Joined by my co-host and girlfriend, Emma, we’re here to bring you the smartest show on television: Total Drama The Mole! Why don’t you explain what’s so smart about it, Emma?” “You got it!” Emma replied. “10 contestants are about to embark on a huge journey around the world, with a shot of winning a lot of money. They’ll compete in challenges to earn money for a group p

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" said Chris. "Mark returned home for a challenge he could easily dominate in: football practice. With his own coach, no less! It was a quick bonding moment for the hotshot halfback and dancing king, but it became a tough challenge quickly. We found out just how strong Cody can make Sierra, and dang, she is fast! Total Drama safety 101: Never get between a rampaging Sierra and her Cody! Ha ha. An obstacle course put 4 teams to the test, and it turned out that Mark hates that thing, though he did it well there. We also found out that Dawn had one animal she wasn't so friendly with: hornets. Oh, wait, no, she w

"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" said Chris. "Cooking! Not something you'd expect pain from, or learning a new word, but LeShawna gave us both, throwing Courtney out of a window, and teaching us what 'defenestrate' means! We found out that Mark loves world cuisine, as he was the head chef for the Screaming Gophers! Unfortunately, Vladimir tried to use kale in place of seaweed when Mark was making sushi, which did not go over well with our customers. Beth, Tyler, and Lindsay, or, as they are now known, the Tripartite Alliance, claimed their first victim. First, they went for Justin, but then Courtney flipped out at Lindsay, which is why LeS